Top 10 Peeves Dogs have with Humans

Gunner on his
Dogcheapsleeps.com
bed.

Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

Make it up to your pet by ordering him or her a comfy bed like Gunner’s above. Any size, any color, custom made if necessary, with four inches of solid foam inside, waterproof, vinyl covering. It will be the last pet bed you ever have to buy. We also have replacement covers, crate and X-pen pads and whelping pads.